Vital Football

Latest Birmingham City News

The Wit of Witton Episode 1

The Wit of Witton Episode 1



Ivor Holte-Ende is a happy man because his favourite football team the VII-LA have had one of their most remarkable seasons. They have managed to beat their illustrious neighbours, Birmingham City twice for the first time in 25 years. Birmingham City. nicknamed the Blues because they play in Blue shirts, had on average 8 players out injured throughout the season and slipped into the Championship or Second Division to give it its proper title.

Although their ancient ground , VII-la Park, not to be mistaken for the South African Rugby ground Ellis Park, will not be filled next year, Ivor is happy to suffer the financial hardship to see the Blues sink from the Premiership.

Ivor has even managed to make some jokes about the Blues. For example did you know that the recent robbery of Cup Final tickets was carried out by Blues fans desperate to see what a Cup Final ticket looked like? This is in spite of the fact that there are have been over 140,000 Cup final tickets printed for the Millennium Stadium with Birmingham City on, compared to precisely NIL with VII-LA on them.

So where’s the joke Ivor? Never mind. Ivor in his pretend Claret and Blue world where loss really means profit and ‘Doug out’ is the place where the subs sit, is a happy man. He’s looking forward to a local Derby with Sheffield United, 5-15 kick offs in Portsmouth and 15,000 empty seats at home Games.

Don’t forget to click on to the next mind numbing episode of the Wit of Witton.

Any resemblance to persons alive or dead is purely coincidental. (Sorry to use such big words)



Click here to join in the debate on the club forum.

Writer:
Date:Monday May 15 2006
Time: 7:32PM

Comments

0
Still be playing Premiership footy though won't they?
merlin
15/05/2006 19:44:00
0
What a mind numbingly boring article just like real life. More Please Can't wait for Episode 2
BigAl
15/05/2006 20:01:00
0
You'd think they would be more concerned with their own problems hey...maybe you should turn you attentions to the derbies you'll be playing next season, Wolves, Albion, Leicester, Coventry...oh and enjoy the trips to Southend, Plymouth and Hull :)
Aronno7
16/05/2006 11:00:00
0
Don't miss the next very un-exciting episode
BigAl
16/05/2006 19:46:00
Page 1/1
  1. 1

Login to post a comment

Recent Birmingham City Articles

Torino midfielder set to join Blues in club-record deal

Birmingham City are on the verge of signing Afriyie Acquah

Three free transfers Harry Redknapp should consider

Vital Birmingham editor Tom Heslop takes an alternative look at some transfer business that Blues could do

Transfer Talk: Redknapp interested in Arsenal defender

Birmingham City are reportedly chasing Arsenal defender Carl Jenkinson

Transfer news: Blues step up bid for Torino midfielder

Birmingham City want to seal a deal for Afriyie Acquah

Archived Vital Birmingham Articles

Vital Birmingham articles from

Site Journalists

Tom Heslop
Editor email
Profile
Christopher Handy
no email
Profile
Saskia Bowes
no email
Profile
Rob Wildey
no email
Profile
Luke Turner
no email
Profile

Current Poll (see more polls)

Where will Blues finish next season?
Suggested By:
Top 215%
Top 637%
7th - 14th35%
15th - 21st7%
Bottom 36%
ScoopDragon Publishing Entire League Network of Sites
The Vital Football Members League
Latest F1 News
Latest Vital Boxing News
Vital Football Comment

Recent Birmingham City Results (view all)

Birmingham City Fixtures (view all)

Vital Members League Table

RankNamePoints
1.Le Hane454
2.Ohio43
3.gazal24
4.David Village19
5.Percey3
6.WhoRya2
7.WayCoolBlue2
8.Andy Exall2
9.BCFC4EVER1
10.Sausage n egg1
Write for Vital Football